| Introducing the Wahoo Fitness PLUGGR! |
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| | Meet the ultimate body tracker!Wahoo Fitness PLUGGR |
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The Wahoo Fitness PLUGGR is the first ever Bluetooth 4.0 enabled suppository motion sensor. It can measure and track your heart rate, motion, body temperature, and digestive regularity.
Features include:- Health metrics sent directly to your smart phone via Bluetooth 4.0 technology.
- Measure digestive health by tracking the frequency, severity, and composition of bowel movements. No more dehydration or constipation!
- Vibration alerts and electrical stimulus for call, email, and text notification. Reduce the risk of your phone falling in the toilet on bathroom breaks!
- Special "race mode" featuring BCU (bowel control unit) for pre-race load lightening and race emergency control response.
Get the Wahoo PLUGGR today and enjoy full body tracking in a sleek, soft form!* |
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| | APRIL FOOLS!If you still need an awesome workout tracker that is REAL, check out theWahoo TICKRx. |
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