[NMCycling] Animal danger on Diversion Trail north of Menaul

[RDCipoletti--- via Bike-racers]

Aging Cyclist Questioned in Raid on Feral Cat Colony 
An Albuquerque cyclist was detained by police this week after witnesses reported that he'd disturbed a feral cat colony near Menaul Blvd. The cyclist, whose name is being withheld pending notification of his caregivers, claimed that he'd been repeatedly victimized by unknown assailants while riding his bike in the area at speeds that are hard to imagine for a cyclist his age. The cyclist admitted to targeting the cat colony after detecting a strong odor of mullet, scotch whiskey, orange zest and brown sugar during the incidents, which, he claims, are the main ingredients in Blackened Drunken Mullet. According to the cyclist, the dish is commonly consumed by feral cats as part of rituals conducted prior to launching night time attacks on vulnerable prey such as himself. The cyclist insisted that he meant no harm to the cats or the mullets, and was only interested in establishing a meaningful dialogue. 
  

----- Original Message -----

From: "Cliff Loucks via Bike-racers" <bike-racers at mailman.swcp.com> 
To: "Larry Coons" <lawearth at earthlink.net> 
Cc: bike-racers at mailman.swcp.com 
Sent: Wednesday, December 7, 2016 9:40:46 PM 
Subject: Re: [NMCycling] Animal danger on Diversion Trail north of Menaul 

It’s coming together; we’re up to putting 2 and 1.5 together and here we are: 

It’s a thirsty life north of Menaul; especially for overweight mullets, 
Vance falls off the wagon and starts drinking and riding again… 
‘nough said 





On Dec 7, 2016, at 9:13 PM, Larry Coons < lawearth at earthlink.net > wrote: 

C'mon this is serious. But now I'm thinking about rogue packs of mullets attracted by pints of stout  



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-------- Original message -------- 
From: Dave K via Bike-racers < bike-racers at mailman.swcp.com > 
Date: 12/7/16 12:49 PM (GMT-07:00) 
To: Cliff Loucks < swain at swcp.com >, bike-racers at mailman.swcp.com 
Subject: Re: [NMCycling] Animal danger on Diversion Trail north of Menaul 

I was thinking cliff's mullet alone weighs 30#. 

From: Cliff Loucks via Bike-racers 
Sent: ‎12/‎7/‎2016 12:11 PM 
To: bike-racers at mailman.swcp.com 
Subject: Re: [NMCycling] Animal danger on Diversion Trail north of Menaul 

Ah hell, the secret's out.  The rest of you can relax, I'm only after 
Vance.  y ahora Javier también. 

Cliffacabra 



On Dec 7 2016 8:38 AM, microbiojavi--- via Bike-racers wrote: 
> It could be Cliff? 
> 
> _Javier_ 
> 
> -----Original Message----- 
>  From: John Vance via Bike-racers < bike-racers at mailman.swcp.com > 
>  To: Larry Coons < lawearth at earthlink.net > 
>  Cc: Bikers List < bike-racers at swcp.com > 
>  Sent: Wed, Dec 7, 2016 7:26 am 
>  Subject: Re: [NMCycling] Animal danger on Diversion Trail north of 
> Menaul 
> 
> Whatever it is, it's big enough and fast enough to sweep your front 
> wheel out from under you. I'm going with stray dog or coyote. 
> 
> On Wed, Dec 7, 2016 at 6:29 AM, Larry Coons < lawearth at earthlink.net > 
> wrote: 
> 
>> Chupacaburrito 
>> 
>> Sent from my Verizon, Samsung Galaxy smartphone 
>> 
>> -------- Original message -------- 
>> From: John Vance via Bike-racers < bike-racers at mailman.swcp.com > 
>> Date: 12/6/16 10:15 PM (GMT-07:00) 
>> To: PJ LaMariana < pjlamariana at gmail.com > 
>> Cc: Bikers List < bike-racers at swcp.com > 
>> Subject: Re: [NMCycling] Animal danger on Diversion Trail north of 
>> Menaul 
>> 
>> I'd make half a snack at best. I'm old dry and stringy. 
>> 
>> On Tue, Dec 6, 2016 at 8:14 PM, PJ LaMariana < pjlamariana at gmail.com > 
>> wrote: 
>> 
>>> Slow down, it's probably hungry. 
>>> 
>>> On Dec 6, 2016 8:11 PM, "Damian Calvert via Bike-racers" 
>>> < bike-racers at mailman.swcp.com > wrote: 
>>> 
>>>> Chupacabrito? 
>>>> 
>>>> > On Dec 6, 2016, at 7:16 PM, John Vance via Bike-racers 
>>>> < bike-racers at mailman.swcp.com > wrote: 
>>>> > 
>>>> > There is an animal the size of a 30 lb dog that I've encountered 
>>>> twice now on the diversion trail in the last two nights. It is 
>>>> spooked by headlights and runs along and across the trail. Tonight 
>>>> it cut across the trail in front of me and my front wheel brushed it 
>>>> at 23 mph. If it had darted across the the trail a split second 
>>>> sooner I'd be at the hospital right now. 
>>>> > 
>>>> > Keep an eye along the side of the trail just north of Menaul. 
>>>> I'm concerned that someone is not going to be as lucky as I was. 
>>>> I've called Animal Control but I'm not expecting that they'll find 
>>>> it if they go out in the daytime. 
>>>> > 
>>>> > John Vance 
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